Ocarina Of Time: 20 Years On And Still My Number 1

Favourite is a very strong word. It surpasses love or hate in terms of strength. I love shortbread. I hate heights. There are loads of things I love and hate but to have a favourite of something means that that thing is at the peak for you. The crème de la crème. The dog’s privates to put it in PG rating terms. For me, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is my all time favourite game.

It’s the one that I always think about when asked what my top game is. It isn’t my most played and if I played it today I wouldn’t be as blown away as I was when I was a kid. However, it’s the first game I remember amazing me with its scope and scale. I didn’t have a PC growing up so I missed a lot of the earlier story driven games. For me a story in a game was an opening text saying your princess has been stolen or an opening text crawl explaining the state of the world and your mission. The main story was always in the manuals. I used to read those in the car while my mum went food shopping. Hoping she’d do a quick shop and not bump into a neighbour and get talking for hours. All so that I could play my brand new shiny game. Those minutes felt like hours and those hours were excruciating. Before I begin I just want to say that as you’ll see in what I write, Ocarina of Time was a first of many things for me. I believe that game is a masterpiece but a lot of my personal reasons for why it’s my favourite game is because it was the first to introduce me to many new experiences in gaming. A lot of these points will seem trivial now but back then it was the opening of many possibilities to me. Not in what I could achieve but in what gaming could accomplish and what the future could improve upon. Zelda was a technical marvel as well as an astonishing game to little optimistic me. With that said, let’s start at the very beginning.

One of the first things you see when loading Ocarina of Time is Link riding Epona across Hyrule field at sunrise. This sweeping music I instantly feel in love with. I would leave it on loop sometimes and just watch as he rides round the land of Hyrule. It just sets the tone perfectly. It’s whimsical, enchanting and you just get a fantastic sense of the vastness ahead of you during this brief opening. At this point I had only played a few 3D games. Goldeneye and Mario 64 being the ones I can definitely recall playing before Ocarina. When I saw Link riding across seemingly endless fields, my little mind was exploding. ‘I can ride anywhere. This is a full world.’ I was so use to levels in games that the concept of an open world wasn’t available to me. It’s weird to think of it now when nearly every game released is an open world game but back then games were mostly level based, their experiences broken into chunks and not one continuous venture. Sure in Ocarina you have loading screens disguised as area transitions but I always knew where I was heading. Before the loading of the next area Link would be running up a hill or onto a sandy area, when the scene re-opened he would still be on that hill or on a beach. In games with levels the 2 separating levels may share the same theme and world properties but I never felt like they were directly connected. I always imagined a short interlude of Super Mario World’s Mario walking a further 10 minutes or so till he got to the new level. And I know Mario 64 had a hub area but the paintings you jumped into were always wacky locals that would never be anywhere near the castle grounds. So the prospect of a world with free rein was almost unthinkable to me. Still, I hit Start and entered my name.

Ocarina does an amazing job in making the land feel expansive when really it’s not. Compared to games like Skyrim and RDR2, but Hyrule feels more lived in to me than those examples.

I never played a Zelda game before this so I had no idea Link was his real name. I hadn’t read the manual for this game as I believe it was a birthday present, one that I had repeatedly pointed out. I didn’t leave game choices to my mum and bless her she always made note of them rather than saying she’ll remember and buying Clayfighter 64 instead. When I unwrapped it I didn’t waste any time in tearing that box open and starting it up. I remember thinking Link was a weird name and that it was just a random default placement. I changed it to my name and my adventure began. Cutscenes are everywhere in games now, sometimes too many or too long like Metal Gear Solid 4 but I don’t remember full on cutscenes before Ocarina. Sure the sprites would move during a scene or the camera would fly through the map until it crammed itself into the back of James Bond’s head in Goldeneye but nothing on Ocarina’s level. The following happens within 5 minutes. We get told about the Kokiri, children of the forest who all live in a village. They each have a fairy as their guide in life, all except one. Link is then shown lying on his bed, seemingly crying! The hero of the game is a lonely sad child. I was so used to sprightly plumbers and the Contra men that a miserable child was not what I was expecting. Then the following scene is Link stood in the rainy darkness next to a castle. Hang on, he’s got a fairy now! Wait who are those 2 on that horse? Who’s this sharp nose scary guy with the malevolent music!? Navi? Talking tree? Evil sweeping the land? Then you have this jaunty little ditty as Navi sweeps across the village in first person yelling at the villagers before telling Link that the Deku Tree wishes to see him. There’s a lot to unpack there for a 9 year old.

Firstly, it does a great job of setting the scene and telling you the of the dangers ahead without really explaining what they are. There’s a lot of mystery in the air. We get our first look at Ganondorf and even though I didn’t know if that was a dream, past event or future occurrence, I knew he was bad news by the low angled camera and ominous music. Disney had trained me well in spotting evil incarnate. You have your first quest in the form of seeing the Deku Tree and learning about why he needs your help. Then you have the sweep of the village and it was only years later that I really appreciated how that tricked my mind. Not in a bad way! It shows the villagers going for a stroll, one guy attempting to lift a rock, a girl chilling on a rooftop. It conveys a sense of purpose. Each person is doing something rather than just standing there waiting for me to talk to them like NPC’s normally do. I thought all these characters had lives programmed into them. I didn’t think that in technical terms because as a 9 year old video games were the equivalent of science magic for me. But I believed that each person would go about their day as if it was real life. They wouldn’t, spoiler alert. That guy trying to lift that rock will continue to not lift that rock for hours but hey it fooled me. So on your quest you go! You get a sword, a shield some nuts and some sticks and you enter the Deku Tree as something inside of him is corrupting him. You go in and say hello to your first dungeon.

This was my first ever Zelda dungeon. I still wish I could erase all memories of Zelda dungeons and go back and play them as if it was my first time. Zelda dungeons are one of my favourite aspects of any games. Give me a good ole dungeon any day of the week. Locked doors, keys, mini bosses, treasure chests, a map, compass, a new weapon and a big boss. Salivating at the thought. It’s a tried trope but one I love. I enjoyed Zelda: Breath of the Wild but I still haven’t cleared it. I’ve one more Divine Beast to beat and I’m really struggling to go back to it. The game itself is fantastic and I spent so much time just wandering the world and exploring. But now that I’ve just got the main quest to do I’m bored. I found the dungeons and bosses to be really disappointing. They lack character, they lack that Zelda charm that I’ve loved for decades. I want the familiar in Zelda games. It sounds boring but Ocarina of Time set a formula that I absolutely love. Zelda for me represents comfort. Many complain that Zelda games need to update themselves and I disagree for the most part. When I buy a Zelda game I’m buying it because of that familiarity. I know I’m getting a simple story of evil roaming the land and something to do with a princess. There are people across the land that require help and by helping them I will gain access to dungeons which will give me the tools to defeat the evil once again. It’s not winning any awards for groundbreaking story but it doesn’t need to. I’ll let other games do that. New IP’s and games where a story is more of a centrepiece can reinvent the wheel but Zelda scratches that itch that I need scratching now and then. I want a good vs evil story, it’s a classic tale for a reason. There is beauty in its simplicity and I crave that now and then.

I’ll say it. I don’t mind the water temple! It is tedious equipping and un-equipping the Iron Boots though.

As I was saying about the dungeons though. Each dungeon is a highlight of the game. They will forever remain some of my most vivid gaming memories. They are all distinctive in their theme, their look and their music. Thematically wise, they are perfect representations of their surrounding areas. From the inside of a giant fish, to a spooky forest and finally the domain of an evil tyrant, Ocarina’s dungeons all feel unique and each tell a story of where you are. This is obviously accompanied by the visuals each dungeon showcases. The Deku Tree is old and decrepit, a tree on its last fall covered in spiderwebs. The shadow temple that exists at the back of a graveyard with its skull panelled walls and let’s not forget, a ghost pirate ship! Visually you can tell each dungeon apart just by looking at them. Even similar themed dungeons like the Dodongo caverns and The Fire Temple, both full of rock and lava but both with their own style. Then there is the music. My word, the music! I could talk for hours about the music in Ocarina of Time and frankly I may do in another post but today I’ll just say that Ocarina of Time has some of the all time greatest songs you will ever hear in gaming. I still to this day hum the Saria’s song for no other reason than it’s fantastic. Each dungeon has its own unique theme and even though I remember some less than others, if I heard 2 seconds of a dungeon theme I’m willing to bet I can name the dungeon and finish humming the song. The songs you play on the Ocarina are something else entirely. Each one a prelude to the dungeons you are about to enter and each song perfectly captures a taste of that dungeon. Nocturne of Shadow is beautifully haunting and then when you enter the Shadow Temple, you wish that Nocturne of Shadow was as scary as it got! The subtle slow drum beat is a great nod to the boss of this dungeon and ghostly wailing that quickly enters your ears and then seems to flee as if dragged back into the darkness. Oh I got chills big time. Speaking of……

Here is an embarrassing tidbit. Ocarina of Time is the earliest game I can recall that scared me to the point that I couldn’t progress for months. This game is scary! And it wasn’t the Shadow Temple as my previous paragraph would lead you to believe. No, it was the Forest Temple. This is going to be a bit of a personal tangent but I feel that it shows the strength of Ocarina of Time’s influence on me. I was petrified of this game but I desperately wanted to play it. With other games that scared me, specifically horrors I would just stop playing them. I remember my older brother got me good once. He had just got Silent Hill on the Playstation and I had no clue what this game was. He called me to our bedroom to show me this new game he’s got. I set my eyes on Silent Hill’s grey, murky screen for the first time, unsure of what kind of game it was but getting some unpleasant vibes. ‘Walk forward’ he says as he hands me the controller. ‘Why? Something’s going to happen isn’t it?’ I said innocently. ‘No, no just want to show you something. Pick up that radio.’. Me being stupid and feeling honoured to play big brothers new game I move a few steps forward and click on the radio. Giant bat thing jumps through the window and I jump out of my skin much to my brothers amusement. Back to Ocarina of Time though after explaining my scaredy cat level. So, I hate the ReDead’s. Hands down one of the scariest enemies ever. In Hyrule Castle Town when you play as Adult Link, the area is infested with them. Now if you play the Sun Song you can freeze the ReDead’s but I didn’t know this for a time so I used to close my eyes and run for the exit. I did it so often I had memorised the right path to avoid their grabs. It didn’t help to hear their shrieks but I couldn’t stand to look at them. As I mentioned above though, the Forest Temple was my nightmare and my inevitable downfall as I will get into shortly.

In the Forest Temple, there is a room where Navi abruptley says ‘Watch for the shadows of monster that hang from the ceiling.’. Excuse me, what?! You can’t just spring that on me Navi without an explanation! So, I jump in the room and I notice the shadow at Link’s feet getting bigger and a whooshing sound getting louder. Nope! Not happening. I leave the room and come back in. I just need to get to the other side of the room but I have terrified at this point. I decide to be brave and face my fears, after pacing in and out of the room for what felt like hours. So, I jump in the room and run around while the shadow gets bigger. Here’s where I mess up! The shadow got a certain size and I thought it was done expanding and nothing had happened. So, in my genius head, I decided to use to C button to look up. As soon as I did that, the Wallmaster grabs me! Well that was it wasn’t it. I couldn’t progress after that. I got so worked up over that damn Wallmaster that I actually asked my older brother to clear the temple for me. And here is where I messed up big time. See this was before I had access to the internet and before most people did. Accessing guides online wasn’t a thing then and I didn’t have enough money to buy a guide even if I wanted to. Too busy saving up my £1 a week for the next game. Took me a long time to buy games back then. The problem was that I didn’t watch my brother clear the temple because I was too scared. The boss of the temple is Phantom Ganondorf and the way you beat him is by hitting his balls of energy with your sword back at him. Like a game of table tennis. Fast forward to me getting to the final boss. Also, side note, the Shadow Temple, the horror themed temple, I got through that on my own somehow. No idea what happened but I suddenly got brave, go figure. So anyway, final boss, part one is Ganondorf. I don’t remember what Navi says, but she doesn’t give any hints as to how to beat Ganondorf. Now if you had beat the Forest Temple boss like most people would have at this point, you get explained how to beat it. It is the exact same method of knocking the balls back except I had never done this throughout the entire game. Cut to me trying every item I had. Switching to Iron Boots and thinking I could withstand the ball, trying to block it with my shield, launching arrows galore at every spot on his body. Nothing. I tried on and off for months, maybe even a year. It’s hard to tell as time as a child seems a lot slower but it felt like forever. One day I’m trying it again, desperately hoping that something would click when my brother pops in the room and starts watching me. ‘You not cleared this game yet?’, I told him no and that I couldn’t figure it out. ‘Can I try it?’ he says, so I hand him the controller, thinking that nothing would come of it after my months of failing. BAM! Ganondorf is stunned as my brother effortlessly knocks the ball back at him. My brother’s a genius! A gaming god! No he isn’t I later learned, after replaying the game and having a gumption to tackle the Forest Temple again I figured out why he knew exactly what to do.

How many people does one have to kill to get a title like that? Asking for a friend, obviously.

Incredibly long life story over but I just wanted to show how much I loved this game. Most games I would have given up after days of trying but I really loved this game and needed to see it through to the end. I hadn’t felt that strongly about a game before and one of the main reasons for that is the story. This is the first game where I can remember a full on story full on submerging me in its world. Sure Bowser is evil and him kidnapping the Princess is bad news but it was just a little romp through the lands to rescue her back. Nothing major. In Ocarina of Time there is death, there is a malicious evil who intends to drown the world in darkness and enslave the world. The stakes are high in this game. This is also the first time I remember a plot twists and shocking revelations in a game. Sheik is Zelda?! Not only that but the villain, actually has a plan and wins for 7 years. He waits for you, as Link, to gather the 3 stones and the titular Ocarina of Time and waits for you to do his work for him. He then blasts a child with his warlock skills and leaves you for dead. This is grim stuff. I thought at this point in the game, that the game was over. I thought it was the beginning of the ending. Those 3 dungeons were essentially the prelude. I never picked up on the fact that Link in the opening before the game menu was Adult Link. I didn’t process that that was technically a spoiler. Seemed cool to me and I liked the music. Link then wakes up 7 years older and is told that he lost and that Ganondorf has plunged the world into nightmare. How often does that happen in games? Specifically before Ocarina? Where the good guy loses, against the big evil to such an extent. Sure an early boss fight sometimes happens where the villain is clearly superior to the main character. But I never experienced on this grandiose scale until Ocarina. When you leave the Temple of Time, Hyrule is still there but there are no dancing couple in the village or small dog following you around. Just those scary ReDead’s looking to jump on your shoulders and munch your brains.

As a 9 year old, I don’t think I was ready for the scale of Ocarina’s story. I don’t mean that in a bad way like it caused me harm or made me sad. Just at that age I was so used to light hearted stories. And I know things like the Lion King are bleak, the hero’s loss followed by his triumphant victory is nothing new but in gaming it was new to me. I had more of a connection with Link than Mufasa or Simba because I was playing him. I was that character and I just got bamboozled by Mr Warlock. 9 year old me was honestly flabbergasted when it happened. Then i realised something amazing. This game that I was loving and thought I was about to clear just told me that I had 5 more dungeons and the final boss to beat. I was…..to put ecstatic would be an understatement. Not only that but I got to play as Adult Link. A character ageing in a game was a completely new concept to me. Character growth was expected in a story but not a literal character growth. I wasn’t ever expecting to play another iteration besides Young Link. And the fact that this actually becomes a gameplay aspect is a superb decision in my mind. Only being able to use certain items as one version of Link and only being able to access certain areas as another adds a great deal of depth to the world. It’s why the Spirit Temple is such an amazing concept. You get to experience 2 sides of a story, 7 years apart but as the same mindset. Not only that, but being able to return to Young Link and see the Hylians, Zoras, Gorons and Gerudos enjoying themselves before their world is decimated by Ganondorf, it really ups the hero’s mission for me.

It’s funny, I set out with this article to point out the key aspects of Ocarina of Time that make it stand out and for half the article I’ve done that. The other half is just me reminiscing about what a brilliant game it is. I kind of went off track but I think that speaks higher for the game than me pointing out each reason why Ocarina is a masterpiece. I can’t seem to write an article about it without raving about my experience of it. Most games I can’t say that for. Not only that but I remember key moments and how I felt during those moments. This was close to 20 years ago! I don’t remember conversations I have with my partner sometimes or what I had for dinner on this day last week. Yet I can vividly remember the songs, the interactions of between characters, that GODDAMN OWL, the animation and facial changes of Windmill Man.

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You spin me right round, baby. Right round. Like a windmill, baby.

There is just so many things that I should have forgotten about Ocarina but decades later they are fresher than most things I’ve done this year. I have a lot of games I love and a lot of those games are constantly in my top 10 list. But depending on the day and how I’m feeling, they’ll swap places. Not Ocarina of Time though. It’s always my number 1 spot and I don’t think I’ll ever experience a game that’ll topple it. That sense of wonder and amazement has been filtered now throughout my years. Due to maturity and better understanding of how things are accomplished but also just because games have come such a long way now in terms of scope and story telling. I didn’t even touch upon how great Ocarina of Time plays and how the Z-targeting was revolutionary at the time or how the dual Lizalfos fight is one of the best representations of hype in gaming. I believe the gameplay is the least important factor of the game. While the gameplay is fantastic, the visuals, world, audio and story just elevate this game above all others for me. I do hope one day I’ll experience that feeling again and I have felt it with other games just not on the same magnitude as Ocarina. We tend to remember our first of something better than subsequent experiences of the same thing. Ocarina was a first of many things for me and those firsts remain the purest form of those experiences. It’s going to be hard for a game to best them but it’s a win/win situation if they do.

Thank you for reading my long breakdown/worshipping of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I hope you enjoyed the read and feel free to leave your thoughts and experiences on this game in the comments.

Overwatch: Ashe First Impressions

Newcomer Ashe, leader of the Deadlock gang has made her sassy debut on Overwatch. Equipped with her semi-automatic rifle The Viper, a versatile coach gun and a whole lot of dynamite, Ashe is here to give Mcree a run for his money. Oh and B.O.B is here too.


So, as I said with my previous post about Hammond (Overwatch: Wrecking Ball Impressions), I play mostly Mystery Heroes and besides a quick go of Ashe in the training mode, I’ve had very sporadic opportunity to learn Ashe. But my early impressions are promising, unlike how I felt about Hammond, who I still can’t play effectively. From my understanding and few hours of Ashe, she is best suited to medium range. Sure you can get up close and hip fire with The Viper but its aim is inconsistent. Down the sights is the best way to play Ashe and hip fire for tanks and desperation. The Viper fires one bullet at a time but also reloads one bullet at a time. This means you can cut reload time way down as long as you’re willing to sacrifice bullets in the rifle. The best way to describe Ashe is that she’s the space between Mcree and Widowmaker in terms of range.

Fortunately she has the right tools for her suited style. Primarily the coach gun which offers not only a chunk of damage to an enemy who gets too close, but also a much needed buffer. This is Ashe’s mobility move. Against enemies the coach gun is able to propel them a good few feet away as well as propel yourself in the opposite direction. It’s a handy tool when a mob of Overwatch heroes are closing in on you. The coach gun can be used to boost Ashe off the floor for extra height and air time for a few sneaky shots. As I said previously, she is the middle ground between Mcree and Widowmaker. Whereas Mcree is best up close to short distance, and Widowmaker from far away or up high, Ashe works best close to the action but hidden away in the back or on a ledge for safety. This is also backed up by her handfuls of dynamite.


Ashe’s dynamite can fly some distance too! It’s got a floaty kind of feel when you throw it, which is intentional as you can shoot it to explode it early. If you don’t shoot it, it’ll explode after 2 seconds. When you throw the dynamite you can instantly pull the trigger to shoot it in the air, as long as you haven’t moved the cross-hairs too much. Once the dynamite explodes, anything caught in its range gets dealt a chunk of damage depending on how close to the dynamite they were, and then continuous burn damage for several seconds. Obviously this works best with clusters of opponents. Shields and barriers stop the blast and burn damage so Orisa and Reinhardt are a big problem for Ashe. If you are able to launch the dynamite at the right angle, you can catch them behind their shields but from my experience, this is easier said than done. The dynamite is also great for corners, if timed right, the enemy will round the corner as the dynamite goes boom or if you shoot it. This means the dynamite is an effective tool when being chased. If you want to be extra fancy, you can always coach gun them into the dynamites blast radius.

Finally, we come to Ashe’s ultimate B.O.B, an omnic companion. Or tool, with the way she speaks to him. When Ashe’s uses her ult, B.O.B leaps into action and uppercuts those who are in front of Ashe. He then proceeds to lay down suppressing fire with his arm cannons to any enemy nearby.  B.O.B comes with a whopping 1200 health pool and similar to Torb’s now gone level 3 turrets, he deals accurate hard hitting damage. Thankfully B.O.B can be destroyed although I really wouldn’t recommend it unless most of your team is concentrating fire on him. B.O.B is essentially another player for 12 seconds. He can be healed, nano boosted, stunned, sleep darted just like other heroes. Not only that, but he also acts as another player in terms of contesting the objectives. Yes, you can launch B.O.B onto the capture point and aim down your sights from a distance and provide cover fire for B.O.B while he captures the objective. This is a really clever mechanic and one that I can’t wait to see get used more often. If you’re capturing an objective, you can double the capture rate by bringing B.O.B out to play. Imagine sneaking round the enemies undetected and back-capping it while B.O.B also protects you. I’m really glad Blizzard made B.O.B act as another player in terms of contesting. It opens up a lot of opportunities.

Ashe Bob

So how do I feel about Ashe? Honestly, pretty good. I’m having some issues with lining up shots down her sights and shooting the dynamite in the air but I never said I was a pro shot. That’s why I suck as Widowmaker. But Ashe is a great replacement for me in that regard. With the shorter range, you need to be more in the fight but there is also less chance of missing as opposed to my Widowmaker aim. Ashe has 200 health which is the appropriate amount I think. She has a mobility option and even though it can get her around quickly, it isn’t unfair. There is quite a bit of hang time when you go vertical which means you are a sitting duck in the air. That sentence makes no sense but hopefully you understand what I meant. The dynamite is a useful tool for damage but if you miss it or if the enemy clearly sees it then they have a full 2 seconds to get out of the way. It then has a 10 second cooldown period, as does the coach gun so both skills need to be used effectively. I also find Ashe is effective for covering the likes of Ana or Zenyatta. Usually these heroes want to play a bit further away from their attacking teammates and this tends to leave them open to flankers such as Tracer and Sombra. As Ashe because you are more effective with a bit of distance, I find myself with the supports either near me or in my sight. This is really handy for supports as most damage heroes need to be up close to enemies and therefore in scuffles the supports are left vulnerable. Ashe is a handy hero to have on your team if your supports don’t have mobility options such as Mercy and Lucio.

Overall I like Ashe. I always love a slow rate of fire gun, especially a cowboy rifle, so I may be biased but her cowboy aesthetic I really enjoy. I’m still getting used to her aim but it’s very satisfying having to press for the trigger for each bullet and to be able to stop reloading on a whim. As for her ult, B.O.B is a unique and fun ultimate. I’m more interested in taking advantage of his contesting ability than I am of his gun skills but that’s a bonus included in the package. Whereas with Hammond I was unsure if I liked him, I feel confident in my enjoyment with Ashe. I just hope I get to play her more in Mystery Heroes because so far it’s being very unfair in my time as her.

Thank you for reading and feel free to share your thoughts on Ashe in the comments.

Yakuza 0 Review

Finally, I’ve completed Yakuza 0. At just over 90 hours and with a 67% completion, I’m done with Kiryu and Majima’s early days. This is one meaty game. Where do I even start when reviewing this?

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Ummm, yeah….I knew there was a trophy!

Basics first. Yakuza 0 takes place in 1988 and is a precursor to the Yakuza series. The game is split into chapters and in each chapter to take control of Kiryu or Majima. Both characters are separately embroiled in the Yakuza world but both connection by a string of events. Kiryu is stoic and loyal to his Yakuza subdivision family but soon finds himself to be a target over a dead body in an unfortunate location. Majima is tormented and longing to escape the punishment his Yakuza family has decided for him because of his past actions. He is the manager of a cabaret club, a great prospect for some but for Majima, his own personal prison.

You play as both characters, each with their own fighting styles, substories and locations as they try to unravel their current predicament. As you progress you will unlock new places of interaction and new side content. Besides the main story, both characters have a main substory. Kiryu has a real estate business which entails purchasing properties in areas owned by 5 corrupt real estate moguls. And Majima, has a cabaret club that he uses to conquer the cabaret scene. Again, he has to square off against 5 cabaret club owners and their main hostess’s. Both Kiryu and Majima’s stories also take place in separate locations from the other. Within each city there tons of side activities to try and lots of wacky characters to interact with. And that wackiness is Yakuza 0’s strength.

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The aforementioned Cabaret substory. My pro, Yuki!

I don’t think I’ve ever played a game that flits between super serious to baffling bizarre as often as Yakuza 0. I’ve played Yakuza 3 and 4 in the past but I don’t remember this amount of absurdness. Maybe I’ve matured enough to seek out and appreciate the bizarre in these games than I had in the past but somehow I think Yakuza 0 goes above and beyond in its weird world. And therein lies its true strength. From its characters, the side missions and the over the top cutscenes for mundane tasks, Yakuza 0 had me with a smile on my face the majority of the time.

Then you get to the main story and it’s a tonal shift. People get murdered, there are stakes and there is a lot, a lot, A LOT of drawn out conversations. If you struggle with cutscenes and exposition in games, oh boy be prepared. Most of it is interesting stuff but Yakuza games have a tendency to retread topics within seconds of the topic’s introduction. For example:

Person A: We finally found the blank, Kiryu.

Kiryu: The blank, Person A?

Person A: Yes, it was with Mr Black.

Kiryu: Mr Black has it?!

Person A: Mr Black did have it but one of our own was able to retrieve it, Kiryu.

Kiryu: Who has it then if not Mr Black, Person A?

Person A: Person B.

Kiryu: Person B?! He has the blank instead of Mr Black?!

You get the idea. This won’t be an issue for some but for those that like to just play a game, may have an issue with Yakuza 0’s pace. You can click a button to speed up the dialogue but if a character is performing an action, you can’t skip until the action is performed. Personally, I enjoyed Yakuza 0’s story but after a couple dozen hours I found myself speed reading some of the dialogue. Saying that though, of the Yakuza games I’ve played, this story was the best in my mind. Playing as Majima definitely helped that. I really like his character and I think it works as a good contrast to Kiryu.

One thing I never got bored off is the fighting in this game. And although fights happen for the most minor of reasons in this universe, I was never bored with feeling like a fighting legend. Both Kiryu and Majima have enough fighting prowess to be MMA champs! You start to pity the street punks or drunks who challenge you to a brawl, only to lose a dozen teeth and most of their chump change. Yup, when you fight people in this game, money rains down constantly. Not only does the money work as currency, but also as your means of leveling up. So, you have great reason to fight every punk wanting to throw down. The combat itself is very satisfying. As I said, each character has 3 distinct fighting styles. For example, Kiryu has Beast mode which makes him sturdy to damage but slow to move. Majima has Breaker style which turns him into a twirling breakdancer of death. As you get more money you get to unlock more moves and bonuses for each fighting style. Doing that lets you unlock new moves from the masters that you learnt the fighting style from. This upgrade chain keeps things fresh and I haven’t even talked about the Heat actions yet.

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As you progress you’ll be able to unlock more health and new moves. Careful though, it gets very pricey.

Heat actions are possibly my favourite part of this game, along with the side quests. In combat, either through items or by fighting well, your Heat gauge will rise. As it rises Kiryu will get faster in combat and will have access to more moves. Once you’ve reached a certain point on you Heat gauge, you can perform devastating actions in the form of mini cutscenes. There are tons of these and I’m willing to bet I missed loads of them. Some include, smashing a guys head with a car door, suplexing individuals, using bodies as weapons to throw into enemies and many more. Then there are the weapons. Both characters can wield weapons and most weapons have a specific Heat action too. My favourite is the salt shaker. You pull an enemy’s head back and pour salt in his eyes. So stupid but makes me laugh every time. I never got tired of the combat through my 90 hours of gameplay. Especially because as you level up, Kiryu and Majima become so super powerful that random fights are like taking candy from a baby. Sure there are boss fights and Mr.Shakedown encounters but there is something really fun about being waaaay out of your enemy’s league. Everyone enjoys being Goku, he’s a fighting legend and so are Kiryu and Majima.

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The classic weapon Sailor Man Sign! A staple of every game. Also, moonwalking!

I mentioned Mr.Shakedown and that needs some explaining. Mr.Shakedown is a kind of mini boss that will randomly appear in the 2 cities. There are multiple Mr.Shakedown’s but they all are the same, fight wise. As you walk around town, you will sometimes see the hulking giants. You can’t miss them! They’re like 7 foot tall and build like Arnold Schwarzenegger. And yes, I had to Google how to spell that. They also have a Yen amount above their head. This is the amount of money they currently hold. If they spot you, they’ll challenge you to a fight. If you win, you get all his money. However, should you lose though, he takes all your hard earned cash. As you beat them, they’ll level up and have move health but they’ll have more money to take. I love the fights with Mr.Shakedown and the only times I’ll skip them are if I don’t have any healing items. He’s no joke and can easily beat you if you mess up. But he’s one of the best ways to earn money in the game and just overall is a great idea.

There is so much to talk about with this game that I am actually struggling to remember what I have and haven’t talked about. It is just filled to the brim with places to visit and things to do. As, you do more tasks you’ll unlock Completion Points. These are gained by doing trivial things to precise actions. Walk a certain amount of distance= 1 CP, beat 100 enemies in Breaker style= 1 CP, complete 30 Kiryu Substories = 1 CP etc. You trade these in for added extras to the game. These range from the main Substory components to the ability to run for longer duration. But it’s these CP’s that add a lot of incentive to try all the side content of this game. There is a lot to try too. I won’t go over all of them but there is darts, pool, catfights, toy car racing, dancing minigames and my favourite Karaoke. Besides those there are tons more and a lot of really strange and unique things to do, there is also a wide range of restaurants and bars to visit. Here you can replenish your characters health or learn about some alcoholic beverages. I mean that literally, each time you order a drink in some bars you get a little bit of its history. It’s a nice touch and one that went over my head. Is it rum? Yeah, OK mix it with Cherry Coke, thanks.

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Can’t let him see my *secretary* snooping around. What even is the right choice here?!

Overall, Yakuza 0 is one of the best games I’ve played this year. I think the aspect that sealed that for me was its weirdness. A serious game is great, a wacky game is fun but a wacky game in a serious world just hits that sweet spot for me. Not only that but because there is so much side content, I always had outs if I was getting tired of the serious Yakuza world. Just had a 10 minute long scene of Yakuza talking organisation rules and need a break from the story? Bowling or a visit to Mr.Libido sounds good. Also I’m not going to explain Mr.Libido, one of the highlights of the game and you should see it in all its glory. I highly recommend Yakuza 0 and if like me, you’ve played previous iterations and they didn’t grab you as much as you hoped, try this one. The fact that it’s a prequel to the original Yakuza also means you don’t need to read up on any of the lore. This is a reset point and it’s a fantastic place to start this series.

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Hmm he looks oddly familiar but I can’t quite work it out. He looks like that director from the film, Billy and the Cloneasaurus

Thank you for reading this review and if you want a more in depth analysis into Yakuza 0’s side content, I have 2 other articles to view: Yakuza 0’s Cabaret Is Taking Over My Life What Was Your Side-Quest/Mini-Game Purgatory?. Feel free to share your views on Yakuza 0 or the Yakuza series in the comments.

P.S. Yakuza Kiwami which I believe is the original Yakuza remade, is currently available for this months PS Plus members. If you fancy a Yakuza sample. Just be aware that it takes place after Yakuza 0. Maybe minor spoilers.